MEGAN
LUSCOMBE
Most people spend years talking about the problem.
My clients actually do something to change it.
Relational Strategist & Advisor — individuals, couples & businesses.
THE WORK —
You've talked to your friends. They meant well — but their advice said more about them than it did about you.
You've talked to your parents. They had an opinion. They always do.
Maybe you've done the therapy. Sat in the same chair, told the same story, waited for something to shift.
Maybe you've listened to every podcast, read every book, and you're still running the same pattern. Still hitting the same ceiling. Still having some version of the same conversation.
Here's what's different about working with me: you're not coming here to talk about it again. You're coming here because you're ready to actually do something about it.
I'm not your therapist. You don't want me to be. You want someone who can see the whole pattern clearly, say it out loud, and help you change it — fast.
Every client, every situation, every strategy — from scratch. Always.
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HOW IT WORKS —
Most people who come to me say the same thing after that first session.
"I've never felt so seen in my life."
That's not an accident. I don't do small talk. I don't ease you in gently. From the moment we start, I'm reading you — the things you say, the things you don't, the places where your story contradicts itself and you haven't noticed yet.
I'm not here to judge any of it. I want all of it — the nitty, the gritty, the messy, the parts you've never said out loud to anyone. The more honest you are, the faster we move.
And we move fast.
The first session is $250 plus GST — not because it's an introduction, but because it's already the work. I'm listening, reading, connecting dots and giving you feedback from the moment we begin. My time is valuable. I've spent fifteen years developing the ability to see what's actually happening in a room, in a relationship, in a person — and to say it clearly. That doesn't stop being true in session one.
I practice exactly what I ask of my clients. I show up fully, every single time. I expect the same.
For those who are ready to go deeper (and if you’re really wanting things to change) — ongoing work is where everything actually shifts.
My work runs on a retainer model. A minimum three month commitment, paid monthly, because real change doesn't happen in a single session and I'm not interested in pretending it does. This is not a drop in service. It's an ongoing relationship. And that's exactly why it works.
Individual retainer — from $750/month: Two 45 min sessions per month, plus WhatsApp voice note access three days a week. This is not just two sessions. It's an ongoing relationship where I'm across your situation continuously. Three month minimum. Additional sessions available — pricing adjusted accordingly.
Couples retainer — from $1,600/month: Two 60 min couples sessions per month, plus one individual session each per month, plus WhatsApp voice note access three days a week. I work with both of you separately and together — because the relationship is only as strong as the individuals in it. Three month minimum. Higher frequency available on request.
Business retainer — from $8,500/month: Up to 10 hours per month across leadership coaching, staff sessions, facilitation and culture work. Three month minimum. Pricing varies by contract length.
WHO I WORK WITH —
Women
You've built a life that looks, from the outside, like something worth wanting.
Good salary. Decent relationship. Friends who love you. A business, or a career, or both. Stability, more or less.
And yet.
You don't feel connected. You don't feel supported. You're not setting boundaries so much as quietly seething when yours get crossed. You suspect the people in your circle are telling you what you want to hear — and part of you knows that's not actually helping.
You've tried the therapy. The breathwork. The meditation. The yoga. The podcasts. The modalities that every wellness account swears will change your life.
They haven't changed your life.
What you haven't had yet is someone who will sit across from you, see the whole picture clearly, and tell you the actual truth — including the parts where you are the problem.
Not to be cruel. Because that's the only thing that's going to move this.
That's what working with me looks like.
Couples
The pictures look great. The captions are perfect. To everyone watching, you're the couple.
But behind closed doors it's a completely different story — and you both know it.
Maybe something happened. A betrayal. A rupture. Something that broke the trust in a way that your friends don't know about and your family definitely doesn't.
Maybe nothing dramatic happened at all — it's just gone quiet in a way that scares you. Or loud in a way that exhausts you. Or you're running the same argument on a loop and neither of you can find the exit.
Couples come to me when the stakes are high. Not to learn how to have a slightly better conversation. To actually get to the bottom of what's happening and decide, with full information, what comes next.
I work with couples who are monogamous, non-monogamous, open, polyamorous, and everything in between. I don't have an agenda about what your relationship should look like. I have an agenda about whether it's actually working for both of you.
Everything that happens in this room stays in this room. I have never spoken publicly about a client. I never will. Whatever you bring — I take it to the grave.
This is the work I love most. And I will not bullshit you about what I see.
Businesses
You've built something real. A business, a team, a vision that actually means something to you.
But somewhere along the way you stopped leading it and started managing everyone else's feelings about it.
Your staff are crossing lines you never drew. You're undercharging and you know it. You're in every conversation, every decision, every problem — because somewhere along the way it became easier to just do it yourself than to deal with the fallout of asking for what you actually need.
You don't need a business coach with a framework and a Canva template.
You need someone to sit across from you and say — here's exactly what's going wrong, here's why, and here's what needs to change. Starting now.
I work with business owners who are ready to actually lead. Not perform leadership. Not manage down. Lead — with boundaries, with clarity, with the kind of confidence that stops people taking advantage of your time before they even think about trying.
I also work directly with your team. The dynamics between staff and management that are quietly costing you — in culture, in output, in the conversations nobody is having but everybody is feeling. I come in, I find the pattern, and I fix it.
No fluff. No yas queen energy. Just the real work.
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ABOUT ME —
Meet me, Megan.
You're reading this because you want to know who you're about to work with before you commit. That makes complete sense. I'd do the same thing.
So here's me, unfiltered.
I'm Megan. I have ADHD, OCD, and PMDD — which means my brain works fast, notices everything, and has absolutely no interest in small talk or wasting your time. I have no filter, not because I'm unkind, but because I genuinely believe that kindness without honesty is just comfort. And comfort doesn't change lives.
I'm a Taurus Sun, Scorpio Moon, Sagittarius rising, if you follow Vedic Astrology (which I do). I come alive at night. I love the darkness. I think the most interesting things about people live in the parts they don't show anyone.
I've studied psychology. I've built businesses and shut them down. I've burned my own life to the ground and rebuilt it — my relationship, my identity, my sense of self. I've been through things most people wouldn't survive. If you become a client, you'll learn what those things are, because I'm an open book with the people I work with. I bring my whole self into the room and I expect the same in return.
I'm queer, married to my wife, and a mother. I wear my values loudly — in solidarity with Palestine, the LGBTQIA+ community, and everyone fighting for equity and liberation. I only work with people who are aligned in values, integrity, and a genuine appetite for change.
I take confidentiality more seriously than most people take anything. Your secrets are safe with me. I mean that literally — I take them to the grave.
I drink espresso martinis. I love a cocktail. I'm the kind of person you'd want as a friend — which is probably why working with me feels the way it does.
But what you're actually getting is something more valuable than friendship. You're getting someone who is completely in your corner, who genuinely wants your life to change, and who will tell you the truth even when it's uncomfortable — with kindness, with care, and without wasting a single minute of your time.
Anyway. That's probably enough about me.
The rest is up to you.